One day I am going to rule the world
You are all going to look back on this when I become empress and marvel. This may seem like a disoraganised blog but there is order in my chaos.........



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Cristiano Ronaldo: a summary

ninthdoctorisbestdoctor:

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enstarprise:

alegbra:

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

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It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

(via troyeisonfire)

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

(Source: supdaddy, via bilesandthesourwolf)

equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

(Source: kennadepoitiers, via afarfaraway)

cleopctra:

MAGICAL DOMAINS: ROMANIA’S INSTITUTE OF MAGIC AND DRAGON SANCTUARY

The National Institute of Magic was founded in 1458, having the purpose of training youngs witches and wizards in defending themselves against the dark arts and dangerous creatures whose numbers were rapidly increasing. (Vlad Tepes, known commonly as Dracula, was gaining followers and raising a secret army of vampires and beasts, thus measures had to be taken.) The Romanian Dragon Sanctuary, a preservation area set aside for the protection and study of dragons, was established by emigrant Harvey Ridgebit sometime before his death in 1973.

(via gogoravenclaw)

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase

“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“

…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

(Source: stayeduplateagain, via smother-me-with-breasts)

agronaphoenix:

Title: Little Stiles in the Red Hoodie

by aredblush on DW

(via halekingsourwolf)

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oh-myfanfiction:

my favorite wags:

  • me
  • myself
  • and I

uefas:

watching Real Madrid’s last couple of matches like

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